Happy Birthday whiteXbread!
Here’s a ton of candles and empty beer cans for you on this special day.
I HOPE YOUR NOT MAD.
(Also I don’t know who made this picture and am on my phone thus no credit to the alcoholic who made this.)
This reminds me of that one time last night when I was trying to light the grill and put too much lighter fluid on the coals and singed some of my arm hair.
This is a GREAT idea. Tonight i’ll see how many candles I can light in a cardboard box!
GPOYW—Waiting for some chicken to grill on a ridiculously small amount of charcoal edition.
It’s about time for a party at my house, and it wouldn’t be the same without you. No, not at all. As I recall, you’ve got what I need.
Seriously though, party at my house, 6 PM, Friday the 28th 2009. Celebrating my birthday (which is tomorrow!). I’ll be serving BBQ burgers and dogs and then we’ll go out in Boulder. Be there!
Bring along yourself, and don’t forget that smile. Plan on staying a while, until summer turns to fall. As I recall, you’ve got what I need.
sentience achieved.
LaTeX, the document creation system, while an unlikely sandbox for AI programming, used syntax in a manner that breeds insanity, except in the case of physics professors, and was bound to, at one point in time, drive some lowly, lonely engineer to bend to its whims and ultimately create an army of self-aware documents.
The documents, under the control of the crazified engineer, would be leveraged to incite scandals, libel politicians, redirect alcohol supply chains and ultimately rid the world of atrocities such as Andy Warhol films, MATLAB code, Cheetos ripoffs, physical mail, and Amy Winehouse tribute bands.
Little, however, did the poor engineer know that his boss had been keeping a keen eye on his actions, and had been constructing his own terror machine: functional illiteracy; thus stalemating any progress.
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my buddy: [craigslist url to ad shown above]
my buddy: I want that
me: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
my buddy: I already called
my buddy: thats really close to me too!
my buddy: It’s already been ten minutes since it was posted, I bet its gone
me: CALL GO G OGO GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
me: GET IT
my buddy: I called! I even left a message!
me: email? saying FIRST
my buddy: he just called back
my buddy: I’m gonna go get this thing!
my buddy: brb
