Voice Alarm Systems
![Email I just got:
Good morning fellow [admin assistants of some specific type]:
YYY has 215 (12x18) gray fabric covered corkboards that we are intending to [get rid of]. They are new and in individual boxes (pictures attached). To encourage reutilization we wanted to see if any of the bureaus had a need for the corkboards. If anyone is interested please contact me at xxxxx@yyy.zzz or on 555-555-555. We will not be able to ship/send them out but someone from your bureau is welcome to pick them up from YYY. We are located at _________, __ Washington, DC.
Thanks and please let me know if you have any questions.
Hi, yes, a few questions:
How do you end up with 215 extra corkboards?
Aren’t you actually encouraging utilization? Since they haven’t even been opened?
Dear admin assistant who forwarded it to everybody on the Boulder, CO campus: We are not in Washington DC.
Thanks!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrbqtuIRm1qzx8avo1_250.jpg)
Email I just got:
Good morning fellow [admin assistants of some specific type]:
YYY has 215 (12x18) gray fabric covered corkboards that we are intending to [get rid of]. They are new and in individual boxes (pictures attached). To encourage reutilization we wanted to see if any of the bureaus had a need for the corkboards. If anyone is interested please contact me at xxxxx@yyy.zzz or on 555-555-555. We will not be able to ship/send them out but someone from your bureau is welcome to pick them up from YYY. We are located at _________, __ Washington, DC.
Thanks and please let me know if you have any questions.
Hi, yes, a few questions:
- How do you end up with 215 extra corkboards?
- Aren’t you actually encouraging utilization? Since they haven’t even been opened?
- Dear admin assistant who forwarded it to everybody on the Boulder, CO campus: We are not in Washington DC.
Thanks!
Huh.
That’s about right.
Caption for this post (October 8, 2010):
Courtney Stodden has several sensuous treasures in her vault. Here is one of her jewels… (or should we say “2” ?)
Quote in what is arguably a follow-up video to this one (December 12, 2010):
“I have never done pornography, I never will. Um, about myself, I am a Christian girl, hold my faith very tightly [grabs breasts/chest, no joke]…and I would never do anything like pornography…”
Arguably porn (September 13, 2011):
As the day concludes… I salaciously caress the key that seductively unlocks nothing else… but the powerful pleasure… of the night. ;-)
I just kind of want to know what church she goes to? No reason.
(Source: youtube.com)
DON’T PUT IT ON ME, GIRL
(1,133 likes, 36,700 dislikes on YouTube)
Alls I’m sayin’ is she ain’t sayin’ “Don’t put it on me bro” so I’m going to jail.
(Source: youtube.com)
