snippets of reality that you probably don’t care aboutTumblr (3.0; @whltexbread)http://srsly.thisisreal.net/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywbcz0sLZ1qbncywo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://faceit.thisisreal.net/post/431685491/03-05-10-5-i-am-brushing-my-teeth">faceit365</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>03-05-10—5:</b></p> <p>I AM BRUSHING MY TEETH</p> </blockquote> <p>GPOYW.</p> <p>Smile everybody! Happy Wednesday!</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/439227712http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/439227712Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:45:47 -0700GPOYW<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://srsly.thisisreal.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/438516230/tumblr_kz200gtJOn1qzx8av&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Come on me now.</p> <p>Come on me now!</p> </blockquote> <p><i>—Tasty Love</i> by KARA</p> <p>Uh.</p> <p>Listen to the chorus. Konglish!</p> <p>AIEEEEEEE!</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/438516230http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/438516230Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:43:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0vhbHcmh1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let me break this down for you—you’re seeing hundreds of people gathered in one of the smallest towns in Colorado watching two groups of eight people carry a close friend in a customized coffin around an obstacle course made of slush.<br/><br/> Coffins came in the shape of everything from a beer can to “The Magic School Bus” to “Tiger’s Revenge”—a black Escalade that was carried by men dressed as well-endowed blonde women.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whltexbread/4420032474/">via</a>]</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/437016794http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/437016794Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:07:59 -0700LOL WUT<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzz2pGZQc1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Colorado is weird.</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/436123522http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/436123522Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:27:46 -0700<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/whlteXbread/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1267963200">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)</a>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/435076186http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/435076186Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:11:05 -0700“The Boulders on the highway are so big, crews will have to use explosives to blast them apart, and then remove them from the lanes of traffic. Stegman said she cannot estimate how long it will take to remove the rocks and repair the road. On top of that, the rock fall location is in terrain that is only accessible by heliciopter, so experts will have to fly up there to assess any more potential rockslide danger.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-rockslide-i70-030810,0,23888.story">I-70 rockslde: Falling rocks close Interstate 70 in Glenwood Canyon, damage substantial - KDVR</a></p> <p>Things gettin’ so crazy in the wild wild west that since I heard this I been lookin’ ovah mah shouldah for giant mechanical spidahs.</p></em>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/434911167http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/434911167Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:06:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy1i4hRZT1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Metro in DC is pretty neat.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whltexbread/4405428139/">via</a>]</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/434895898http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/434895898Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:54:59 -0700dc<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy15wOrQU1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“INCEN-DIARY BOMB”</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whltexbread/4406195982/">via</a>]</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/433787927http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/433787927Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:17:56 -0700dc<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h9vAOzYz-Qs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h9vAOzYz-Qs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vAOzYz-Qs&feature=fvst">Gorillaz - Stylo - YouTube Premiere! (HD)</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/gorillaz">gorillaz</a>)</p> <p>I still like gorillaz. If you don’t? Well, don’t poop in my pudding.</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/432143492http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/432143492Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:11:00 -0700<p><a href="http://sharingtime.info/post/428596561/hes-a-soul-survivor">sharingtime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was on hold for a while and was serenaded by the music of Michael Bolton. Remember him? He exists! I like to imagine that he’s retired to an island in the Pacific inhabited by other soft rock stars of the 90’s and that he spends his days sipping Mai Tais and fucking Kenny G’s soprano sax.</p> <p>They make beautiful music together.</p> </blockquote> <p>Alright everyone, that’s it for today. We have a winner.</p> <p>Better luck next time.</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/428943872http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/428943872Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:22:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytww92ojD1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This here is some East Coast graffiti for <a href="http://everydaydude.tumblr.com">Aaron</a>, one of my favorite internet <strike>shitheads</strike> personalities.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whltexbread/4406186178/">via</a>]</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/428905799http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/428905799Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:56:58 -0700dc<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysbzaR5XT1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So excited. Last one, sorry.</p> <p>Kinda.</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/427250276http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/427250276Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:25:45 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysb4asb8x1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>YUSSSSSSSS</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/427215048http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/427215048Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:07:11 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kys98dsTWt1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Quittin’ time.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whltexbread/4405445173/">via</a>]</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/427139548http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/427139548Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:26:37 -0700dc<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrvoyxaap1qzx8avo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>16 year old + dirty old men + internet + anonymity = WTF</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/426664672http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/426664672Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:34:10 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrvbbrqGR1qzx8avo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/426654584http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/426654584Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:25:59 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrn1n8NXK1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look!</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whltexbread/4405435853/">via</a>]</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/426431821http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/426431821Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:27:22 -0700dc<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq5ezGjb61qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OH</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/424727775http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/424727775Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:08:59 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypx3xaYny1qzx8avo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Birthday, Bailey. Sorry you didn’t like your gift.</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/424483333http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/424483333Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:09:32 -0700sftu<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyp6e8Kl0d1qbncywo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://faceit.thisisreal.net/post/423841518/03-02-10-2-quality-programming">faceit365</a>:</p> <blockquote> <b>03-02-10—2:</b> <p>Quality programming.</p> </blockquote> <p>GPOYW</p>http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/424478454http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/424478454Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:05:00 -0700gpoyw