- Chandra: was that sinister or sexy?
- Andrew: both. c'mon. this is the 90s.
- Chandra: oh yeah. i forgot i was supposed to be attracted to deviants.
- Andrew: i don't think you did
- Chandra: wait wait wait. are a deviant?
- Andrew: mmm pronouns
- Chandra: Also what do you do to blowup dolls that you can't tell me?
- Andrew: i screw them while they're just laying there. i can't tell if they're conscious or not.
- Andrew: really, why should i care?
- Chandra: They're modeled after real people. Those people have real feelings. Those two things make it way more difficult to not care.....don't they?
- Andrew: lemme test it
- Andrew: brb
- Chandra: please tell me you're having sex with a blowup doll right now
- Andrew: oh back sry
- Andrew: definitely not comfortable talking about the neighbor like that
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