If I’m ever wearing skinny jeans and my gut extends five inches past my man boobs which you can see through my sheer white dress shirt, please tell me to wear my sunglasses inside so you can’t see the shame in my eyes.
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If I’m ever wearing skinny jeans and my gut extends five inches past my man boobs which you can see through my sheer white dress shirt, please tell me to wear my sunglasses inside so you can’t see the shame in my eyes.
