The dentist parted a Red Sea of tooth enamel, and put my Grand Tooth Canyon into what looked like Google Earth: Andrew’s Mouth Edition. This machine whittled away at a chunk of porcelain which the dentist collected from machine with his bare hands and then crammed that sucker on in there.

I was self-aware during the whole process.

This is the [extremely psychologically disturbing] future.

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