- Meghan: is chicken parm sounds delic for dinner! (facebook status update)
- Me: I don't think she can handle anah moah abbrrrreviations cap'n! She's gonna bloo....And now you've killed Scotty. Happy?
- Meghan: haha what? your crazy!
- Me: "He was a brave man. I almost saved him, Jim, but it was the incorrect usage of 'your' that did him in."