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Times I should have been kicked out of the carnival:
When I pushed a child out of my way as I was running up the stairs to slide down a giant plastic slide while wearing a dirty burlap sack.
When I stole an inflatable bat that was supposed to be won as a prize in a game, but instead I grabbed it and started hitting anyone and everyone with it.
When I went in the fun house and sat at the top of the slide and regulated the timing of the children going down it, while smoking a cigar.
Tales From the Crypt: Jubilation
Andrea + Fireland
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