BREAKING
Eyewitness reports have confirmed that TWONAME JENKINS truly is not the digestive tract afficionado he claims to be. Upon hearing an account of a truly majestic fecal sculpture and the annals of its creation, JENKINS allegedly responded:
[carrots don’t] seem like the ingredient to make an impressive poop
Truly shocking. Updates as they’re received.
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