- Noticing the spaghetti sauce stain on your white T-shirt, avoid contact with people by sneaking around in back hallways.
- Throw away the moldy cheese and spoiled lunch meat that would have been your lunch right after taking a bite of each and throwing up in your mouth.
- Walk to some place to get lunch, order the $2.99 hobo special, wink at the cashier.
- In order to maximize awkwardness, walk out immediately after leaving your phone number on the receipt, turn around for a wink-to-go and notice the entire staff mistaking the vacuum belt around your calf for a parole anklet.
- Return to your office, gruel in hand, skipping.
