How to be a bachelor: 12-29-2009, 8:39 AM
- Awakened by the beckoning of bladdersaurus rex, rush upstairs to the bathroom.
- Distracted by the awful taste in your mouth, trip over the decapitated vacuum on the way.
- Continue to make your way to the bathroom despite the appliance somehow attached to your foot. Do your business.
- Compose an email apology to your neighbor for an apparent attempt to vacuum at 1 AM after receiving an email interrogation concerning violent cursing shortly after that time.
- Noticing yet another soggy toothbrush in yet another sink, pop in some Winterfresh.
- Find some cleanish clothes on the floor (didn’t you do laundry last night?), head out the door for work.
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