- Get home from Christmas break and unpack, clean and start a wash with the resolve of an alcoholic on New Year’s Eve.
- Enjoy fumes of Pledge and the taste of whiskey while you fold your laundry.
- Attempt to put away your socks and underthings but fail miserably because as a holdover from college you have enough to last you months, but lack proper storage space for all of them because most of it is usually on the floor and in the hamper.
- Pass out on the couch, wake up with your fly down and hope to God you didn’t pee all over your downstairs toothbrush when you find it laying soggily in the kitchen sink.
- Brush your teeth.
