How come I never get hit on?

yayaa:

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So (I believe) the reason why attractive women like @eoporto don’t get hit on is because the good men (which absolutely exist) are like unicorns….elusive, it takes a loooong time to find them and you probably have to be high or drunk on absinthe to see one.

Oh and all the good ones are gay, taken or no longer with us. [RIP]

Hey! Guys! Party at my house! Drugs! Drinking! Absinthe!

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