Your rainbow is invalid.

Your rainbow is invalid.

Outside, there are breathtaking views.
And people that just happen to be making an angry face at you through their car window.
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Outside, there are breathtaking views.

And people that just happen to be making an angry face at you through their car window.

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Note to Self—
Sometimes it’s ok to pretend things you see are magic.
Not everything has to be science, you grumpy curmudgeon.
Love,
Self

Note to Self—

Sometimes it’s ok to pretend things you see are magic.

Not everything has to be science, you grumpy curmudgeon.

Love,

Self

Obligatory.
This is at the intersection of 10th and Pennsylvania Avenue in Denver, where a certain Leah was partying down this weekend. She was nice enough to invite me hang out at a “PERFECT LIVE/WORK HM”.
The whole upstairs is a movie theater/bar, guys. Come on.
And oh yeah, Leah’s cool too.
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Obligatory.

This is at the intersection of 10th and Pennsylvania Avenue in Denver, where a certain Leah was partying down this weekend. She was nice enough to invite me hang out at a “PERFECT LIVE/WORK HM”.

The whole upstairs is a movie theater/bar, guys. Come on.

And oh yeah, Leah’s cool too.

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Also.

Eat your heart out Dan.

Also.

Eat your heart out Dan.

I went to the dentist and had a really stressful day so you know what?

MACARONI AND CHEESE.

I went to the dentist and had a really stressful day so you know what?

MACARONI AND CHEESE.

The dentist parted a Red Sea of tooth enamel, and put my Grand Tooth Canyon into what looked like Google Earth: Andrew’s Mouth Edition. This machine whittled away at a chunk of porcelain which the dentist collected from machine with his bare hands and then crammed that sucker on in there.

I was self-aware during the whole process.

This is the [extremely psychologically disturbing] future.

As it turns out, the office fridge is a lagging economic indicator.

Either they stopped paying the interns or I brought being a cheap bachelor back.

As it turns out, the office fridge is a lagging economic indicator.

Either they stopped paying the interns or I brought being a cheap bachelor back.

I’M ON A BIKE

Oh yeah totally removing that girly bell.

I’M ON A BIKE

Oh yeah totally removing that girly bell.

Minus The Bear.

Just threw my panties on the stage.

Minus The Bear.

Just threw my panties on the stage.