March 2010
65 posts
Mar 1st
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February 2010
57 posts
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Feb 28th
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Do yourself a favor and Google "cute puppy...
Feb 28th
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OFFICIALLY RETIRED:
insooutso: It is what it is. You can stop saying it now. FYI
Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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#1
thingstodowithpoop: Poop. This won’t end well.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →
Feb 23rd
Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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escaping reality
becca: i love you
me: GROSS
Escape Reality vs. Whitebread "The Truth"
Rebecca: mmm coffee
Rebecca: i love you
Andrew: GROSS
Andrew: http://srsly.thisisreal.net/post/394948043
Rebecca: GOD DAMMIT ANDREW
Andrew: hahahaha
Feb 17th
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escaping reality
becca: i love you
me: GROSS
Feb 17th
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BREAKING
Eyewitness reports have confirmed  that TWONAME JENKINS truly is not the digestive tract afficionado he claims to be. Upon hearing an account of a truly majestic fecal sculpture and the annals of its creation, JENKINS allegedly responded: [carrots don’t] seem like the ingredient to make an impressive poop Truly shocking. Updates as they’re received. Stay tuned to SCAT MATTER for all...
Feb 17th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-14) →
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Male prostitution is legal now.
aimee-b-loved: Fellas… $40/hour
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
angelablack asked: I like this.
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Elizabeth: I make typos in my mouth.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Listen Soap will never scrub away the memories that are...
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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WatchWatch
I love when it snows this hard. I love Steamboat.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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I'll save you some time
—hours of late night philosophizing and opining—to tell you what I learned tonight but should have known all along. You can’t make something if you have nothing to make something about. BRB.
Feb 12th
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Water Freezes Differently on Positively and... →
portorock: Although ice melts and water freezes under equilibrium conditions at 0°C, water can be supercooled under homogeneous conditions in a clean environment down to –40°C without freezing. The influence of the electric field on the freezing temperature of supercooled water (electrofreezing) is of topical importance in the living and inanimate worlds. We report that positively charged...
Feb 11th
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1 tag
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-7) →
Feb 9th
eoporto asked: I don't like this.
Feb 8th
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cloudya asked: I like this.
Feb 8th
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harraton asked: Yes. Gin and tonic, please.

Also, what color crayons tasted the best up your nose.

Seriously, when helium and oxygen molecules are mixed, does the helium separate from the oxygen? The mechanical engineers couldn't figure it out. I thought the helium would rise, but some thought that the molecules would remain diffuse.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Brian Ragamuffin Detweiler: Word document to your mother.
me: I like this.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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treets asked: Let me know how making the sauce goes! I've wanted to make it ever since I saw that entry but I haven't had time to go shopping.
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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I'm so tired I could eat a horse.
sniffyjenkins: Or get my aphorisms mixed up. One or the other. Similarly, the profusely eloquent @escapereality:
Feb 3rd
38 notes
1 tag
Feb 3rd
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Tomato-butter sauce →
I’m making this for dinner. I can’t wait. If you’re a bachelor and you don’t know about this blog, you are missing out. Heck, if you’re anyone and you don’t know about this blog, you are missing out.
Feb 3rd
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