December 2010
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How To Impress The Ladies
Me: however, i am listening to mutemath pretty hard
Jackie: how hard?
Jackie: hard enough to hurt?
Me: on a scale of one to diamond, dolomite
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On indentured servitude:
Proximity is a factor.
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I LOVE YOU TOO
MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE WORDS
MOSTLY
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Bucket list:
Fart in the elevator of a 5-star hotel and promptly disembark
Dear Google,
I heard you were a prestigious software company. Then I downloaded your Google Voice iPhone app.
Sincerely,
Armchair Programmer
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“WINDS...WEST WINDS AT SPEEDS OF 30 TO 45 MPH WITH...
Holy moly.
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