January 2010
38 posts
Lines that would work on the girls at this concert
sharingtime:
“My curfew’s not till 1 and I’ve got a ton of cigarettes.”
“I got my real license. Not even just a learner’s permit anymore.”
“My friend’s brother can get us beer if you want.”
“I’ve got a tumblr and I post pictures of emo lyrics with a forest backdrop. You’d like my blog.”
“My friends and I are getting a sick limo for prom. You can come if you want.”
“People tell me that I...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
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I told you I run like a girl.
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lindstifa:
Detweiler and whlteXbread and I were just talking about this. As the Unofficial Host of Traveling Tooters in Chicago, I could tell you who among us is an Over (correct!) and who is an Under (so very, very wrong).
For a small fee, of course.
I don’t remember this.
But it DOES explain a certain burning sensation in a certain unexpected place.
DETWEILER.
deflection
girl: are you certain of your sexuality?
me: yup! girls can do everything a guy can do.
girl: umm what
girl: ambiguous
me: i'll show you ambiguous.
me: ???
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
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Things I learned in Chicago
People on the street will try to shine your Chucks.
Don’t tell people on the street your shoes have been all over the world.
Things I learned in Chicago
Detweiler really isn’t shy about wrestling you into the horizontal.
I run like a girl.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
Relient K (46)
John Reuben (42)
Brand New (35)
Nickel Creek (32)
Fall Out Boy (28)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
How to be a bachelor: 1-1-10, 12:10
Go to Chicago. Apparently.
Vasocongestion.
