October 2009
46 posts
September 2009
55 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
Mute Math (77)
Muse (56)
Paper Route (50)
Showbread (30)
Nickel Creek (26)
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Consider these to ensure your writing is clear.
merlin:
Seven Types of Ambiguity
The first type of ambiguity is the metaphor, that is, when two things are said to be alike which have different properties. This concept is similar to that of metaphysical conceit.
Two or more meanings are resolved into one. Empson characterizes this as using two different metaphors at once.
Two ideas that are connected through context can be given in one...
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOU'RE DRUNK AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
John Reuben (72)
Mute Math (62)
Emery (61)
Green Day (36)
Muse (32)
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Internet Dating.
Gratuitious comment posted with the hopes that you notice me and think I’m smart for making said remark but at the same time take the compliment that I’m giving you.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13) →
Mute Math (65)
Fall Out Boy (51)
Emery (42)
Nickel Creek (31)
Sum 41 (31)
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Y'all have really good butt in that picture.
zolora:
It’s cuter and less pixel-y in person. I hope. It’s hard to look at your own butt.
I still own it, thank you very much.
Oh, by the way, I'm giving up the sauce, too.
zolora:
We’re not freshmen anymore, ladies.
I’m both freshman and lady. And dancer.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6) →
Mute Math (83)
Fall Out Boy (73)
Jurassic 5 (49)
John Reuben (48)
Relient K (48)
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One time I went to Seoul.
I LOVE EDGE CACHING AND BURST DOWNLOAD RATES
Chandra: I bet I fax 100 things a day
Chandra: i love faxing
me: really?
Chandra: yup
me: why do you love faxing
me: the same reason you love other arcane methods of communication?
Chandra: yup
Chandra: If i knew morse code, i'd just send messages in that.
me: TRY ME.
Chandra: .- .-. . -. .----. - / -.-- --- ..- / ... -- .- .-. - ..--.. / .-- .- -.-- / - --- / --. --- / --- -. / .--. .-. --- ...- .. -. --. / .- / .--. --- .. -. - .-.-.- / --- .-. / -. --- - .-.-.-
me: way to use all caps, cretin.
Besides selling a fantasy about how easily a semi-delinquent, unemployed...
– The Revenge of Levi | Gail Collins (via spratt)
She quit, right?
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in...
– G. B. Shaw (via lilykily)
Can you do me a favor?
Please remember the exact combination of my ingestions tonight so I can remember why I thought all of my creative output on twitter tonight was so funny.
Pita chips, red pepper hummus.
2 egg sandwiches with cheese, on toasted english muffins.
?????
2 double bourbon and cokes.
1 turkey sandwich tasting gin and juice.
I’ll append to this list as needed.