April 2009
43 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) →
Lily Allen (72)
Sum 41 (69)
The Fray (61)
House of Heroes (58)
Emery (41)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Some things never change.
I used to be in a Punk Band.
One time, we went on a tour, which I wrote about.
Here’s an excerpt:
…The headliner—J Bigga—was somewhat of an enigma to us. The group has songs on iTunes, and had placed posters everywhere notifying Las Vegas of that fact. I finished packing up my gear and went to watch for a bit, and couldn’t believe my eyes. The “musicians”...
The Six Stages of Debugging.
Everything is ok!
Oops! Small mistake, no big deal.
Who wrote this code? WTF were they thinking?
I wrote this code. I get it now. That was actually really clever.
Fixed!
Not fixed. Go to 3.
We're fat. →
You know, I hate to be the insensitive jerk, but what exactly does the national average mean in a nation that is, as a whole, obese?
Nationalities aside, those women aren’t even close to the same height.
Self-confidence issues aside, most United States citizens could stand to lose some weight.
Rants aside, I’ve got nothin’. Now let me stuff my drawers before we all get in the...
Care Package.
My best friend that I’ve known since I was in kindergarten is having kind of a rough time. To keep the story short, he recently came out of the closet and his parents aren’t taking it well. In turn, he’s stressed and upset about the situation as well.
He is currently living in Korea, so there’s not much I can do to help him. I’m going to visit him this summer, and...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) →
Cornelius (37)
The Mighty Underdogs (30)
Cake (26)
Mute Math (22)
House of Heroes (20)
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Chicken? How about "Donkey"?
Andrew: so are you feeling pretty verbose today? cause a simple ISWYDT would have sufficed
Chandra: Yeah. I'm feeling feisty.
Andrew: i like it when you're feisty
Andrew: turn that into a radio show
Chandra: I'll turn you into a radio show.
Andrew: -so- glad you didn't say "donkey show".
Chandra: it's not too late
WatchThis is one of my favorite bands, MuteMath. I can’t wait for them to make more music.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) →
John Reuben (52)
Lily Allen (43)
The Rocket Summer (24)
Relient K (22)
Underoath (19)
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Faux Pas →
Because I can’t reblog myself. Seriously, though, you want to go to there.
unethical testicle
Chandra: was that sinister or sexy?
Andrew: both. c'mon. this is the 90s.
Chandra: oh yeah. i forgot i was supposed to be attracted to deviants.
Andrew: i don't think you did
Chandra: wait wait wait. are a deviant?
Andrew: mmm pronouns
Chandra: Also what do you do to blowup dolls that you can't tell me?
Andrew: i screw them while they're just laying there. i can't tell if they're conscious or not.
Andrew: really, why should i care?
Chandra: They're modeled after real people. Those people have real feelings. Those two things make it way more difficult to not care.....don't they?
Andrew: lemme test it
Andrew: brb
Chandra: please tell me you're having sex with a blowup doll right now
Andrew: oh back sry
Andrew: definitely not comfortable talking about the neighbor like that
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5) →
John Reuben (41)
Mute Math (37)
My Chemical Romance (32)
House of Heroes (30)
Five Iron Frenzy (26)
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God bless America. →
eoporto:
Sara Barielles, (Sittin’ On) The Dock...
Shrunken Ego.
Brianna: You're in deep with me mister.
Andrew: No, Ma’am. It is YOU who is in deep.
I have just received word from my scouts that my victory has been ensured. They report that your first brigade has surrendered subsequent to suffering heavy losses. The desert, especially in the areas near Rawlins and Rock Springs, is not especially conducive for Ewok travel, as it turns out. It was like shooting eyes in a fish bowl, as they say.
This isn’t to say there wasn’t valiant fighting. I lost many of my best men to your beastly, though diminutive warriors. I truly regret “messing” with you. However, this is a war you will not win.
Though your, uh, midget bears have beaten my men back to a great extent in the mountainous and wooded regions between Laramie and Fort Collins, my courageous troopers with decidedly average sized legs and insulated white plastic armor complete with blaster shielding and breath enhancers have managed to take the high ground and are fortifying their position. For a great while my commanders were at a loss as to where all the hanging vines and tree bridges were coming from as all the trees in the area are not deciduous. Clearly the use of your resources in establishing these strategic implements was unwise---stumpy legs and arms are poorly suited for tree climbing and snow treading. My forces have taken over your tree dwellings and are taking potshots at all your fuzzy E.T.s.
We have captured your only general and are holding him hostage in the depths of the Ames Monument. The Battle of the Bore between Cheyenne and Pine Bluffs was arduous, though indeed, your forces never had a chance. While tall grass partially hid your mass of ursa minor it seems that the local residents are much less afraid to shoot pumpkin-headed, demon-eyed creatures encroaching on their land than masked men wielding laseriffic weapons. The remains of your force were few. We sold them to the gentry for breeding/hunting purposes though I’m not actually sure how Ewoks reproduce.
By the time you receive this letter, my first and third battalions will have marched south from their positions near Rawlins and Cheyenne, respectively. What’s left of your pathetic army will be crushed like a turd forcing its way between obese butt cheeks being squeezed together by a toilet too small.
It’s too late for surrender. Do not expect mercy. Though adorable and fluffy, I have ordered my troopers to take no prisoners. I have arranged for my diplomats to escort you to neutral ground where we will consider reparations. Do not expect mercy.
Love,
Andrew
