March 2009
40 posts
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My English teacher during my Junior year in high...
Maybe it’s more correct to say she had a major effect on my life. Hers was the first (and indeed only) grammar/literature class I actually enjoyed. Part of it was her good looks and youth because let’s face it, I’m a male and testosterone rules my consciousness. However, I’m not a completely superficial person; I enjoyed the way she challenged everyone in the class equally. No idea was more or...
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threesome
Andrew: um, OMG. i had a dream i was on my way to somewhere in france to hang out with steven
Andrew: but i had to stop in some european country for a night for whatever reason, and i stayed with these two girls, one of which made me fist her roommate
Chandra: W H O A .
Andrew: that was a freaking weird, weird dream
Andrew: oh man
Chandra: I would like to go on the record as saying I have never had a dream about fisting.
Andrew: and then, so we had breakfast or dinner or something
Chandra: but i have had a dream about breakfast or dinner or something
Andrew: and these tour guides were going to take us to the bus we needed to get on, and there was this huge, huge room, like roman architecture, and we had to run down a bunch of ramps and steps to get there
Andrew: but it was really stunning and breathtaking, so i tried to get my camera out but i could'nt get it ready in time to get the picture
Andrew: and by the time i finally got it ready, there was a mass of people running across the room with bludgeons and other medieval weapons towards our ramps
Chandra: holy jesus!
Chandra: did you do drugs before bed?
Andrew: no!
Andrew: i had mac and cheese!
Chandra: THAT explains it.
Andrew: man that was a wierd dream
Chandra: It was the ferrous sulfate mixed with Thiamin mononitrate and Yellow 6
Andrew: did you seriously just go get a box of mac and cheese
Chandra: Of course not.
Chandra: I was already holding one.
Becca: Becca disconnected
Glass to the Arson by Anberlin
“And we are...
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I exist, right guys? →
Me: so internet sabbatical?
Me: on purpose?
Becca: Becca disconnected
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If you've set yourself on fire, don't run. →
This is really old, but still awesome.
The Canonical Bachelor Cooking Style Guide
In order to cook like a true, genuine bachelor, simply follow these steps:
Put off cooking until you can no longer think.
Stare at the contents of your kitchen cupboards and refrigerator, and await inspiration.
Once you convince yourself your inspired idea won’t take longer than 30 minutes to prepare and cook, pour yourself a stiff drink.
Begin preparation.
Be open to your...
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chan-chan:
It’s Spring Break. Time to make bad...
Banhammer.
Steven: being able to say a whole sentence with one verb…awesome
Steven: everything else about korean verbs…not awesome
Me: when are you going to start writing korean poetry?
Steven: haha you michin nyun
Steven: crazy bitch
Steven: here's some korean poetry for you:
Steven: choneun chaek iaeyo. / kireum, mul-i isseoyo. / kirae.
Steven: I'm a book. / Therefore, water is near. / Yeah.
Me: haiku? (too soon?)
Me: (cuz it's japanese, right? /selfpunch)
Steven: korea's gonna ban you
on earmarks, pundits →
the media is mocking the president for his willingness to sign a bill with “thousands of earmarks”.
the ap says:
Most of the government has been running on a stopgap funding bill set to…
Sit down. I'm late.
Robin: hey, can i be vein for a min...?
Me: vein?
Robin: vain
Robin: dammit
Me: you want to transport de-oxygnated blood from one place to another?
Robin: YES
Me: wish i could have typed that faster
Me: btw, kleenex isn't very filling
Becca: models do it! so can i!!!
Me: models do it? for the fiber?
Becca: ya, srsly. they eat cotton and kleenex to feel full
Me: wow. how would THAT feel comin' out?
Becca: who even knows...models are not real humans
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Becca: i'd unfollow
Me: well, yeah, but…
Becca: ummm, okay
Me: you don't care, but you fail to see how intimidating a crazy girl with a banana and a condom can be
Becca: EEEEK
Becca: 2 sour patch kids at once
Friends don't let friends…
Chandra: (on twitter) My car just hit 55555 miles. Is that important enough to celebrate w/ excessive drinking or should I have another excuse handy just in case?
Me: (on gchat) i'll give you an excuse to drink
Chandra: (on gchat) Chandra disconnected
WatchWho wants to try this with me?
we are still far from over.
(stall out by...
You've got a nice…
Me: that was kind of mean
Me: it's time to stop, i feel kind of bad now
Chandra: don't stop! you're keeping me entertained!
Chandra: (that was the one and only time you'll hear me say "don't stop!" to you.)
Me: and one of the few "you're keeping me entertained!" i'm sure
Chandra: the very few
Me: #penissigh
Chandra: #twatgiggle
ThruYou →
Sorry if you’ve seen this before, but this is absolutely incredible. My jaw is still open as we speak.
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