December 2009
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How to be a bachelor: 12-29-09, 12:19 PM
Noticing the spaghetti sauce stain on your white T-shirt, avoid contact with people by sneaking around in back hallways.
Throw away the moldy cheese and spoiled lunch meat that would have been your lunch right after taking a bite of each and throwing up in your mouth.
Walk to some place to get lunch, order the $2.99 hobo special, wink at the cashier.
In order to maximize awkwardness, walk...
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How to be a bachelor: 12-29-2009, 8:39 AM
Awakened by the beckoning of bladdersaurus rex, rush upstairs to the bathroom.
Distracted by the awful taste in your mouth, trip over the decapitated vacuum on the way.
Continue to make your way to the bathroom despite the appliance somehow attached to your foot. Do your business.
Compose an email apology to your neighbor for an apparent attempt to vacuum at 1 AM after receiving an email...
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How to be a bachelor: 12-29-2009, 3:43 AM
Get home from Christmas break and unpack, clean and start a wash with the resolve of an alcoholic on New Year’s Eve.
Enjoy fumes of Pledge and the taste of whiskey while you fold your laundry.
Attempt to put away your socks and underthings but fail miserably because as a holdover from college you have enough to last you months, but lack proper storage space for all of them because most...
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natters1210: Your multimeter is sexy. Let's test the voltage of my cells.
me: They're high-voltage but I'd love to supply them with some current. Let's short this circuit.
ERIE, Colo. - About 20 alpacas died in a weekend barn fire in Erie, while a...
– Barn fire kills 20 alpacas
Didn’t we send our highest ranking military official to Afghanistan today? It’s OK, though, I was much less upset after I saw the cheerleader linkbait.
This, my friends, is why the internet is awesome.
bordrider@googlewave.com
In a fit of passive aggression, Google gave me some invites.
Also, whlteXbread on Ping! It’s an “L”. Shut up. Your face is an “X”.
Want some?
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Elizabeth: whereas, can you ever have too much koolaid guy at work?
me: NO.
me: NO YEAH
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Apparently this is all it takes to completely ruin bus a bus schedule.
CAN'T DADDY WORK WITHOUT GETTING ACCOSTED
SHEESH
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