December 2009
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Dec 31st
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How to be a bachelor: 12-29-09, 12:19 PM
Noticing the spaghetti sauce stain on your white T-shirt, avoid contact with people by sneaking around in back hallways. Throw away the moldy cheese and spoiled lunch meat that would have been your lunch right after taking a bite of each and throwing up in your mouth. Walk to some place to get lunch, order the $2.99 hobo special, wink at the cashier. In order to maximize awkwardness, walk...
Dec 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
John Reuben (31) MxPx (7) Relient K (6) Mae (5) The Smashing Pumpkins (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 29th
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How to be a bachelor: 12-29-2009, 8:39 AM
Awakened by the beckoning of bladdersaurus rex, rush upstairs to the bathroom. Distracted by the awful taste in your mouth, trip over the decapitated vacuum on the way. Continue to make your way to the bathroom despite the appliance somehow attached to your foot. Do your business. Compose an email apology to your neighbor for an apparent attempt to vacuum at 1 AM after receiving an email...
Dec 29th
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How to be a bachelor: 12-29-2009, 3:43 AM
Get home from Christmas break and unpack, clean and start a wash with the resolve of an alcoholic on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy fumes of Pledge and the taste of whiskey while you fold your laundry. Attempt to put away your socks and underthings but fail miserably because as a holdover from college you have enough to last you months, but lack proper storage space for all of them because most...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Relient K (53) Brand New (34) Nickel Creek (31) Flobots (24) Thrice (22) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 22nd
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
The Yes Yes Yalls (90) Switchfoot (51) Relient K (44) Paper Route (40) Minus the Bear (35) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 16th
natters1210: Your multimeter is sexy. Let's test the voltage of my cells.
me: They're high-voltage but I'd love to supply them with some current. Let's short this circuit.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“ERIE, Colo. - About 20 alpacas died in a weekend barn fire in Erie, while a...”
– Barn fire kills 20 alpacas Didn’t we send our highest ranking military official to Afghanistan today? It’s OK, though, I was much less upset after I saw the cheerleader linkbait.
Dec 15th
WatchWatch
This, my friends, is why the internet is awesome.
Dec 14th
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bordrider@googlewave.com
In a fit of passive aggression, Google gave me some invites. Also, whlteXbread on Ping! It’s an “L”. Shut up. Your face is an “X”. Want some?
Dec 10th
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Listen You think the rest of the world likes their...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Listen We’ve got to get something to eat and to...
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
Relient K (61) Nickel Creek (55) Brand New (46) Thrice (34) Paper Route (33) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 8th
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Elizabeth: whereas, can you ever have too much koolaid guy at work?
me: NO.
me: NO YEAH
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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WatchWatch
Apparently this is all it takes to completely ruin bus a bus schedule.
Dec 2nd
CAN'T DADDY WORK WITHOUT GETTING ACCOSTED
SHEESH
Dec 1st
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29) →
Relient K (30) Paper Route (27) Mae (26) John Reuben (25) Thrice (24) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 1st