July 2010
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soundofthebeep:
4:45 AM (EDT) Fri, Jul 30
Work at 8! Tut!
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So, “BearsNBoulder” just followed my twitter.
It’s gonna be and interesting night.
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Theology.
Me: Nice Roman sandals.
Becca: I'm Jesus.
Me: Jesus had a beard.
Becca: Jesus shaves.
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FUTURE THIS HORSE WILL BE ALL THAT IS LEFT OF OUR “CURRENCY” SO HIDE...
– How Could This Horse Be Worth One Million Dollars?
I wish the websites I make when I’m drunk were this good.
Some people say they are, Marcy.
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Times I should have been kicked out of the carnival:
When I pushed a child...
– Tales From the Crypt: Jubilation
Andrea + Fireland
Make it happen.
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“My dinner is coming to say hello”
also
“Psychedelic...
– 339 Puke Synonyms
To quote a certain Matt, <4.
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Infants look like caterpillars and are fragile and make horrible mushed up faces...
– Tales From the Crypt: Dogs > Babies
Yup.
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I still want to punch a kitten.
Me: nothing like some calories for your demeanor
Elizabeth: feeling better?
Me: i don't want to punch a seal anymore
Elizabeth: good, because a seal will fucking eat your face off if you even raise a fist at it
June 2010
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If I learned anything this weekend it's that I can...
I’ve been doing it wrong for so long.
BRB.
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Um. SST if you want it. →
Because I made a promise, and because, well, SST.
Preeeeeeeeeetty sure I just bought some art.
Huh.
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