Come on me now.
Come on me now!
—Tasty Love by KARA
Uh.
Listen to the chorus. Konglish!
AIEEEEEEE!
(50 plays)![Let me break this down for you—you’re seeing hundreds of people gathered in one of the smallest towns in Colorado watching two groups of eight people carry a close friend in a customized coffin around an obstacle course made of slush. Coffins came in the shape of everything from a beer can to “The Magic School Bus” to “Tiger’s Revenge”—a black Escalade that was carried by men dressed as well-endowed blonde women.
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Let me break this down for you—you’re seeing hundreds of people gathered in one of the smallest towns in Colorado watching two groups of eight people carry a close friend in a customized coffin around an obstacle course made of slush.
Coffins came in the shape of everything from a beer can to “The Magic School Bus” to “Tiger’s Revenge”—a black Escalade that was carried by men dressed as well-endowed blonde women.
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Colorado is weird.
"The Boulders on the highway are so big, crews will have to use explosives to blast them apart, and then remove them from the lanes of traffic. Stegman said she cannot estimate how long it will take to remove the rocks and repair the road. On top of that, the rock fall location is in terrain that is only accessible by heliciopter, so experts will have to fly up there to assess any more potential rockslide danger."
I-70 rockslde: Falling rocks close Interstate 70 in Glenwood Canyon, damage substantial - KDVR
Things gettin’ so crazy in the wild wild west that since I heard this I been lookin’ ovah mah shouldah for giant mechanical spidahs.
![The Metro in DC is pretty neat.
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![“INCEN-DIARY BOMB”
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Gorillaz - Stylo - YouTube Premiere! (HD) (via gorillaz)
I still like gorillaz. If you don’t? Well, don’t poop in my pudding.
He's a soul survivor
I was on hold for a while and was serenaded by the music of Michael Bolton. Remember him? He exists! I like to imagine that he’s retired to an island in the Pacific inhabited by other soft rock stars of the 90’s and that he spends his days sipping Mai Tais and fucking Kenny G’s soprano sax.
They make beautiful music together.
Alright everyone, that’s it for today. We have a winner.
Better luck next time.
